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wont bother asking if youre okay because i know everything sucks
but wanted to check in
if there's anything i can do
would you rather have space or is my company okay?

[Pratt is currently serving as a bed for a cat so he can never move again. At least he's in the dining room so they'll keep bringing him food if he wants.]

im chillin with the cat right now the black and white one not the ghost cat but i can swing by the coffee place later if your around i should thank you for pickles cuz sharkys right i would have been messed the fuck up if i killed him

aw everyone gets to pet the kitties but me

i wasn't sure if it was the right thing for awhile
or if i was making it worse for you by denying you the right
but at least im still able to look him in the eyes

yeah. please come by. the drinks are making themselves again
but it's still my favorite spot

[Ava is going to get a pic of a black and white cat sleeping in Pratt's lap while he sits in the dining room.]
💤🛏️ ill come by when it wakes up cant move now trapped forever it purrs in its sleep!! 😻 yeah i thought i should be the one to do it like its my responsibility but thats prbly kinda dumb i dunno i make shitty decisions & my brain is soup just glad hes back even if hes kinda fucked about what happened which is understandable sucks to find out your body did a bunch of shit without u knowing & we dont even know half of what pickles got up to

=^.w.^= aww no stop

no rush not going anywhere
just doing some puzzles
oh i got a comic book do you want to see it

never should be your responsibility
just like i couldnt be the one to kill whoever had taken over fio
i dont need that in my head, even knowing who did it is a lot
what kind of soup? mine is probably alphabet
yeah it hurts seeing him go through this
but i'll keep checking in with him, make sure he's got a distraction
unfortunately couldnt offer him a repeat of the foot massage to cheer him up
what with the new boyfriend

wish we could get pickles back just so i could kick him down the stairs

oh fuck yes i wanna see comic books thats awesome im thinking egg flower soup kinda slimy smells bad if you forget it in the fridge and fuck fio that fucking SUCKS someone had to take her out thats awful did you tell sharky about the foot massage because thats cruel & unusual but if you wait wait a sec.

[He literally has to cover his mouth to keep from saying WHAT out loud and scaring the cat.]

WHO WHEN HOW TELL ME EVERYTHING 📢📢📢📢🔊💘

there's a character in there that stole my gimmick
and my codename
and all the ladies have big boobs if youre into that

never had it but that sounds really gross

:( yeah shes been understandably more clingy but luckily im just right next door

of course i told him i didnt want to lie!

omggggg okay i made sharky guess so im going to make you guess too
to help you out his INCORRECT guesses were: steven and maeve

damn steven is a good guess hes shy & sweet your shy & sweet ok ok man i only see you hanging out with the skeleton & the robot guessing its not them Arthur?

no steven is the worst guess
also not really interested in getting in between whatevers going on with him and marc

not robot, omnic. fyi.
and no. not them. theyre my best friends so i think thats off limits
like you and sharky yeah.

oh i met arthur once. he seems really nice.
it's peter. :)

how about you? any luck with the izzy thing?

omnic right bastion told me that too my memory is 🧠🚫🚽 oh shi secret agent man thats awesome i seem to only tqalk to him when im fucking hammered as hell but i think he was nice? probly? damm am i that obvious? no luck unless you mean the cat big strike out all around for everything october sucked man

youre probably safe
dont think youre the sort hed want to talk to
no offense
he's just very selective with his company

not so secret huh
it's pretty new still but im feeling good about it
part of me thinks was i supposed to wait longer?
except.

hmm shame. he seems rather distracted with his whole... taking over the crew.
now that stede's gone.

nothing more about the cat?

october sucked. im trying to lay off the conspiracy theories for a bit. give my head a rest.

he told me during the never have i ever at the beach dunno why i remember that but dont remember other important shit need to start walking around with notebooks then lose it and someone can find it like in a video game little lore dumps of my insane rambling neway thats cute hes cute youre cute 😳+😳=🥰 got a new mission from captain hands to go talk to friday gonna work in a request u know that cursed as fuck horse i have? from the island? gonna see if she can put pickles in it we can take turns drowning it in the pool and throwing it around.

heard there were some drunken games at the beach
didnt have time to really participate
but it would have been fun to watch everyone divulge their secrets

you could start your own binder of info in the library
honestly i know way more than that thing contains
but i already destroyed my own notebook
cant risk it!
itd be funny to lose a book full of rumors
see what you can get people to believe

he is cute, put together a birthday notparty for me and everything

oh shit
please if you can
what was the mission?

hold on lemme see if i can catch u up Peter= secret agent, for a fancy sounding europe government shi = goddess of harvest and like wind stuff (also can fly) steve has never been arrested but venti has been which is hysterical ruby? whos like 14 - is like the commander of a whole battalion of people saving a city from monsters rita almost got beheaded??????? and she was weirdly okay with it? like more annoyed than anything ryan has been to wild west bug jail where bugs having teeth is illegal tear got arrested for witnessing a friend steal an apple also more than one person has accidentally burnt their house down and sharky wasnt one of them it was a wild time man oh shit it ws your birthday? happy belated birthday hope you got good shit and good food and got to blow out a candle ill let u kno remember when the mirrors had freaky ghosts in them and were trying to kill us? find out if thats related to the possession shit

you really have the best deets
... bugs having teeth is illegal.

yes im 30 now
which means i need to be an Adult
supposedly
got a neat mug from friday :) and some cute stuffed animals
oh and a new suit! and then i beat the pinata to smithereens

hm, that could be likely. did anyone actually get pulled through to the mirror dimension
people go missing but we never know specifically when or how

there was also something about how he was in jail because he set down a teacup without a coaster and it left a ring and we were super drunk but kinda felt like he was telling the truth like it was just TOO WEIRD to be made up on the spot when we were both the consistency of jello heyoooo soon youll be getting discounts at dennys and that sweet sweet AARP catalog fuck yeah pinata what was it shaped like? i dunno if they did but would make sense yeah? just disappear cuz they got yoinked into the shadow realm & if they had how would we know if they didnt come back? havent talked to anyone who said it but im gonna ask friday anyway cuz she might kno

... the more i hear about other worlds the less i want to go to any of them

30 seems like a good retirement age for an agent right
they either send you on a suicide mission or take you out back for disposal
that's the pension
probably why peter looks so old huh

let me know what she says
we should catch up.

kinda feel like this is an upgrade then 4 both of u i guess the captain can send you guys on suicide missions or shoot you behind the Dennys but thats different from the people who gave ou orders i guess its better? 10-4 ill keep you posted

oh as long as we can get pancakes first
kidding but yes it's better
the captain doesnt control every aspect of my life
im free to do what i like on my own schedule
nobodys making me do stupid questioning sessions

thumbs up emoji

did u seriously type "thumbs up emoji"???? holy shit you are fucking adorable questioning sessions? like interrogations? man those fucking suck from both sides of it honestly.

i like the idea of it more than the actuality. shrug emoji.
and was too lazy to scroll to find it

no not quite interrogations
debriefings after missions, justifying mistakes or missed objectives or
psych evals that were thinly veiled attempts at testing loyalty and ensuring compliance more than actual concern for mental health
those sorts of things.
never let them break you when you can break yourself first, that's the rule.

ew having to admit where you fucked up to your boss is the worst thing you got psych evals? man i really got screwed. even before the cult i had to come in to work the day after finding out some sick son of a bitch was taxidermying kids in his barn. walk in on that and im supposed to do paperwork about it the next day? fucck that noise oh shit im so good at that. i can break myself in like 100 ways. im halfway to being a secret agent already.

i rarely messed up but the mission report process was intense by design
keep you in line
no paperwork for me though ugh

the psych evals were less how are you doing welfare check
it was more poking holes and providing them insight for better ways to control you. making sure you weren't questioning or wavering.
if you don't play along they find harsher ways.
at least i got to keep my mind relatively in tact because i acted through my own best interests
so i thought.
do you remember sarge? they messed him up real bad. kept him on ice between missions, wasnt allowed his own name. that's the sort of thing they hold over you.

taxidermy kids sounds horrific. dont think i could ever be a cop. having to do things by the book when it's that sort of creep

haha :( think most of us are broken sorts around here, im surprised we somehow bring out the best in each other

no one told me being an officer was like 60% paperwork and shitty pay and 5 am shifts oh mind games yeah trying to figure out how to best fuck you over sarge 🧠🧠🧠🤔 maybe? but you know my memory kinda remember someone who said something about memory wipes or something? prooooobably the guy i talked to about being a sleeper agent yeah the dead kids is something no amount of training prepares you for and you wanna hear his excuse? they trespassed cuz there was a rumor his barn was haunted so he killed them and stuffed them because he wanted to show them what a real haunted barn was like i wish i coulda just shot the fucker but noooooooo think u need to be broken to survive here normal folks would go crazy and maybe there were some and they got eaten by the ship immediately so we never even knew

capitalism kills

keep me just fucked up enough to be dependent on them

yes, him. famous wwii war hero, captain america's best friend turn hydra assassin after getting captured behind enemy lines
they controlled him with code words
fried his memories out whenever he started to gain awareness
he and i gained our freedom that same day, both went into hiding
somebody tried to smoke him out by wearing his face to blow up the un
killed the king of wakanda, it was a whole international incident turned manhunt that tore the avengers in two
that's how scott got arrested, he told me a bit about the raft.
entire fucking prison for people like me out in the middle of the ocean.
... they find one way or another to control us.

you know, malcolm told me a story that was a bit on the opposite end of the situation. how he tracked down a serial killer in a barn, who started threatening him. and the sheriff barged in and shot and killed the suspect, so malcolm punched him and got himself fired from the fbi.
anyway sucks you couldn't shoot that monster because clearly he deserved it

honestly. i'm always bracing for things to get worse. but. i don't know. it's not like i have more than anecdotes to back up the nature of the previous cruise. because ours doesn't feel that bad in comparison.
i just cant figure out why
we have plenty of dumbshit motherfuckers.

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