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[theweakhavepurpose]

INBOX This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department... art credit code credit

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[theweakhavepurpose]

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[decohere]

no in a cute way!!

[theweakhavepurpose]

if u say so
uuuuuuusually thats a bad thing tho?
pretty sure
been told that lots.

[decohere]

by who? insecure losers?
who do you trust more me or them

[theweakhavepurpose]

theres 1 of you and 12937812863127843 of them
but yeah fine
youre here
theyre not
guess that counts

[decohere]

sometimes there's 1.3333333 or ~3 of me.
and there's technically 0 of them since theyre indeed not here

idk do you have things you always wanted to try that you never did
because you were worried that other people would be shitheads about it??

[theweakhavepurpose]

uh like
everyting?
all the thigns
bro im a cop
ive got a rep to maintain
i cant like drink pumpkin spice lattes and have a cat or something

[decohere]

cmon lets go get a psl
and then you can go pet the danger kitty

[theweakhavepurpose]

i dont think danger kitty is pettable if you wanna keep your arms
and i like my arms
i use them to hold sandwiches.

[decohere]

he's always nice to me

[theweakhavepurpose]

wait which danger kitty are we talking here
the cougar or the ghost cat?

[decohere]

the cougar
even i'm not stupid enough to go messing with some ghost kitty

[theweakhavepurpose]

oh okay
yeah the cougar seems fine
hes just out and about doing his cougar things
probs shitty to be here and having no trees or deer or whatever

[decohere]

yeah nobody's natural environment is this
i always have trouble when we step off onto land.

like everything is still swaying...

[theweakhavepurpose]

had that back home if i was flying too long
step off the chopper and its like the ground is wrong

aight as soon as this cat thats sleeping on me wakes up youre on for trying on the suit
because thats rad as fuck

[decohere]

clearly you're very comfy for cat naps.
try not to sneeze.