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[theweakhavepurpose]

INBOX This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department... art credit code credit

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[decohere]

yeah there's a lot of documentaries and some smithsonian exhibit... i'd hate to come across something like that of myself
the comic book was weird enough and it's not even actually me

yeah? yeah not like the guy that was wearing his face
zemo
though honestly it was about time somebody held the avengers responsible

[theweakhavepurpose]

oof a whole exhibit?
awwwwwkard

theres a bunch of videos of me being tortured
broadcast all over the place back home but thats kinda different

wait you got a comic with you in it?
are you a comic book character?
that is the coolest shit Ava.

[decohere]

... yeah youve mentioned that before
thats really messed up

no no it's not me it's this guy that dresses kinda like me
and has powers kinda like mine
and calls himself ghost
but he's this computer nerd that lost his girlfriend and went kinda crazy
and then got exploded kinda like me except not like me at all
i'll let you borrow it

[theweakhavepurpose]

maaaaaaan hope i dont get that shit from home
didnt think about it but that could show up here huh
gonna burn it so fucking fast

so its an au genderswap of you?
but with a tragic backstory of someone getting fridged
thats super weird

[decohere]

yuck yeah you could probably put in a request with friday
ask her to avoid certain things even if they seem like they "belong" to you
dont think shes trying to harm anyone you know??

yeah bit like that
like if somebody watched some leaked security footage of me and wanted to put it in a comic book
and obviously they dont know who is under the mask since my identity is all secret
so they made up some weird backstory
like of course it's so skinny lame white dude
no offense

[theweakhavepurpose]

think she'd do that?
maybe ill ask her when i ask about putting pickels in the horse

hey come on now
us skinny lame white dudes have never seen ourselves represented in media before
so we gotta be in everything
forever
thems the rules

[decohere]

if the intrinsic bias toward white dudes doing everything keeps my identity hidden
jokes on them

[theweakhavepurpose]

feel free to blame me for anything
i wont even remember not doing it
yeah sure i probably walked through a wall and took all the sugar packets from the cafe
cant prove i didnt i guess

but yea i wanna borrow the comic book
have been trying to read books from the library but not really working
reading sucks

[decohere]

hah people usually mistake my suit for what gives me my abilities
... actually you know what?
stop by my room for the comic and i'll let you try it on.
might be a bit tight in bits but think you could get it to fit

[theweakhavepurpose]

wait seriously?
THATS SO FUCKING COOL

fuck yes.
finally being scrawny is gonna pay off if that fits

[decohere]

yeah the stabilizing energy currents shouldn't affect you in any way

youve ever cosplay??

[theweakhavepurpose]

if anyone needs some stabilizing currents its me

nah. id feel kinda dumb cuz i dont look like anyone and im 27

[decohere]

pft we need one of those aura healing crystal ladies

yeah but if you had to whod you go as??

[theweakhavepurpose]

id settle for one of those salt lamps thats supposed to charge the ions in the air or whatver
ive always wanted to lick one
think its actually salt?
like is it a huge salt crystal?

uh well, im short, furry. sound like i eat glass and i live 100 miles from the canadian border so i think im legally required to be wolverine
but uh
if i had to chose?
mmmm
ghost rider
sick ass motorcycle
flaming skull head
leather jacket
im down

[decohere]

can you imagine that somewhere with high humidity
probably not approved for licking by the fda but the government doesnt control us

wolverwho? like the lil animal?
... oh yeah i heard of that rider guy saw some leaked footage on the internet
never wanted to meet him because of the inevitable creepy jokes
except i think he had a car
some fire chains right?

[theweakhavepurpose]

im considering it part of my pension
im allowed to do what i want

nah hes a comic book character
and movies
hugh jackman super fucking ripped with metal claws smoking cigars and kicking ass
super hot if your into that
he has a car too?
i dunno im thinking of the movie and he deff had a motorcycle that was on fire
tho being on fire might suck

might be easier to be someone whos face you dont see
issac from dead space or something
pew pewing people with a plasma cutter aw yiss

[decohere]

hahaha youre such a nerd
affectionately

[theweakhavepurpose]

☹️

[decohere]

no in a cute way!!

[theweakhavepurpose]

if u say so
uuuuuuusually thats a bad thing tho?
pretty sure
been told that lots.

[decohere]

by who? insecure losers?
who do you trust more me or them

[theweakhavepurpose]

theres 1 of you and 12937812863127843 of them
but yeah fine
youre here
theyre not
guess that counts

[decohere]

sometimes there's 1.3333333 or ~3 of me.
and there's technically 0 of them since theyre indeed not here

idk do you have things you always wanted to try that you never did
because you were worried that other people would be shitheads about it??

[theweakhavepurpose]

uh like
everyting?
all the thigns
bro im a cop
ive got a rep to maintain
i cant like drink pumpkin spice lattes and have a cat or something

[decohere]

cmon lets go get a psl
and then you can go pet the danger kitty