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theweakhavepurpose) wrote2022-06-14 11:22 am
theweakhavepurpose) wrote2022-06-14 11:22 am
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
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[text] the morning after the beach!!!!
heyyyyyyyyyyyyy buddy
wats up how u doin
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hes bein old timey koi n shit so
👎1-10👍 how was it
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also wtf did he tell ossie?
dude straight up brought me a cookie this morning????
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now u see y i didnt let tat magic shit get in teh way of a good time
omfg
theyre SO CUTE wtf best open marriage everr
ill ask h/o
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ossie showed up with snacks
i panicked
he said some things in really big words that were i think about a threesome
i panicked more?
this is very weird
is this fucked up?
AITA?
i didn't chris nelson you rite?
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y would i care if u sleep w giles???? ESP if ossie dosnt care
but if ur 2 chickenshit 2 give me deets ig i understand 🙄😏
its a magic hangover cookie btw
ossies bein a bro 2 the other losers like u guys who got waisted
do u remember me caryin u back
do u remember
the 21st nite of september
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am i a side piece 3rd removed?
everything about all this is a clusterfuck
you slept with giles
ossie hit on you
you broke the news giles was into him
they fucked like rabbits
pretty sure ossie said i could handcuff him
i got railed against a tree by giles
and now you and giles are somewhere texting me about it
im too hungover for this pleasure cruise rite now
never getting drunk again.
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limited pool man theres gonna b overlap
ossie + giles r good
u + me r good (no homo)
the 4way combinations r all good
its like a pornhub dream come tru bud y u freakin
2 hot gentlemen get cuffed + frisked by sexy cop
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im overthinking it a bunch
cuz usually people arnt good w/ a wholeass swingers party cruise
which is cool
down for that
just half expecting this to be some weird dream where i snap out of it & every1 hates me again
and now YOUR overthinking it
dont even have my handcuffs
which sux
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esp not giles or ossie or me
ESP not me
giles was worried ud hate HIM tbh
god cant even live out the fantasies SMH
no cuff n frisk 😞 only good cop fantasy there is
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everyone hates me
thats the whole deal
i dont like giles for completely non dick reasons
the dick is very good
u can tell him that too
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hey man i still have the uniform
dont deny the power of the badge
shit works.
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cant believe my best friends a cop ive turned in2 senior 😭
hope this helps bury the hatchet between u 2
😏🪓💦
giles made me think i missed u guys fuckin in front of a crowd
im so fuckin upset
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u kno he called the station and wanted us to drive around using the loudspeaker to say his campaign shit?
remember one of them was that he wanted to invade canada
buried something anyway
but yea we cool
wait
we didnt did we?
there wasnt a crowd
wellthere was but we were in the woods
kinda
sorta
mostly
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alwasy talkin shit to hurk like that fuck him man
glad he got radiation poisonin + died
i think neway he left the bunker cos addy + xander kept makin out
#complicated LOL
no crowd watchin no nothin yall just porked in the jungle
trust if thered been a crowd id been in front cheerin u on
dick out in support of both teams
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silverlining of the collapse is the election didnt happen
if he got more than one vote id be pissed as fuck
and i kno he would have gotten like 2000 and id have to get blackoutdrunk in a ditch
thats
thanks sharky
real party spirit there
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no sr senate
LMFAO 😜
you know me
always tryin to help
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im gonna try and sleep off this hangover
already dropped the phone on my face 12 times.
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with a red bull in it
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☕ then deets 💦
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later
😴