Deputy Pratt (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
theweakhavepurpose) wrote2018-09-15 01:30 pm
theweakhavepurpose) wrote2018-09-15 01:30 pm
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
art credit code creditThat innocent face does not work on me. You know how many times I've seen that from someone going 110 miles per hour in a residential area?
[The pout is slightly more effective.]
Does it work on the police back home?
... Do you guys have police?
Does it work on the police back home?
... Do you guys have police?
The Science Police.
Who police science? I don't get it?
Who police science? I don't get it?
I .. what?
Are you okay?
[Probably not the response she expected.]
Are you okay?
[Probably not the response she expected.]
No reason.
Uhm. Thanks?
[How does he respond to this? He doesn't have the emotions for this conversation. Can he go hide in his closet forever?]
Uhm. Thanks?
[How does he respond to this? He doesn't have the emotions for this conversation. Can he go hide in his closet forever?]
Huh. Guess I'll learn more when I'm there.
Also how are you going to explain why a guy from 2018 randomly showed up in whatever year it is for you?
Also how are you going to explain why a guy from 2018 randomly showed up in whatever year it is for you?
Oh good, do I have to forge a birth certificate?
[Great, he gets to start his new life doing a bunch of illegal things.]
[Great, he gets to start his new life doing a bunch of illegal things.]
I've been better. I think everyone knows now that I'm a fucking sleeper agent cultist.
But.. In good news I guess. I caught a deer.
[It's sort of a deer anyway. Mostly a deer. Said deer is behind him, about the size of a cat with 10 legs and a ridge of bony protrusions from its antlers down its back. There's a makeshift harness around it's middle and it's tied to a chair where it's currently sitting, eating from a pile of fruit in front of it.]
But.. In good news I guess. I caught a deer.
[It's sort of a deer anyway. Mostly a deer. Said deer is behind him, about the size of a cat with 10 legs and a ridge of bony protrusions from its antlers down its back. There's a makeshift harness around it's middle and it's tied to a chair where it's currently sitting, eating from a pile of fruit in front of it.]
It's probably better people know. In case I go crazy.
I caught it in the forest after it's mother got eaten. Gonna feed it for a bit and then release it. She seems to be doing okay. Least I think it's a she.
I caught it in the forest after it's mother got eaten. Gonna feed it for a bit and then release it. She seems to be doing okay. Least I think it's a she.
I guess if aliens show up all the time, me showing up from 900 years in the past isn't really that weird.
Which is why no one needed to know. But now they do so... Guess I'll deal with that fallout if it happens. When it happens.
Sure. She's not exactly friendly and has a lot of teeth, but they're not sharp.
Sure. She's not exactly friendly and has a lot of teeth, but they're not sharp.
Do I get a little cabin to be away from everyone and just make sure nature doesn't get out of control?
Because I'd really enjoy that.
Because I'd really enjoy that.
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