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theweakhavepurpose) wrote2018-09-15 01:30 pm
theweakhavepurpose) wrote2018-09-15 01:30 pm
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
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This is... this is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County sheriff's department...
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I could get behind that.
Though being a dog means you can't drive or go to movies or have opposable thumbs, so it's not all great.
I could get behind that.
Though being a dog means you can't drive or go to movies or have opposable thumbs, so it's not all great.
Like a goat or a sheep. Standing there making loud, annoying noises until I wake up and give her more food that she won't eat but wants to make a mess with.
[It's like having a toddler only furrier.]
I can't keep her, someone might try and eat her when she's bigger.
[It's like having a toddler only furrier.]
I can't keep her, someone might try and eat her when she's bigger.
Yeah. I like being able to talk and open jars and don't have to go outside on a leash.
[Thinking back on it he's grateful Jacob never actually leashed him like a dog. That seems a thing he might have done.]
[Thinking back on it he's grateful Jacob never actually leashed him like a dog. That seems a thing he might have done.]
Yeah she's a menace.
[He reaches out and flicks one of her oversized ears, getting an angry bleat in reply.]
I wouldn't be surprised. It's a deer isn't it? People eat deer.
[Not him obviously, but someone might.]
[He reaches out and flicks one of her oversized ears, getting an angry bleat in reply.]
I wouldn't be surprised. It's a deer isn't it? People eat deer.
[Not him obviously, but someone might.]
Yeah. I'll stick with the human thing.
Alright so.. future with a pack of dogs on a wildlife preserve. I think I can handle that.
Alright so.. future with a pack of dogs on a wildlife preserve. I think I can handle that.
Yeah, make sure I haven't gone crazy or anything.
[Oh wait. Optimism. He can do this.]
Come see the dogs, they'll love the attention.
[Oh wait. Optimism. He can do this.]
Come see the dogs, they'll love the attention.
Right, everyone is a vegetarian in your world right?
In my world there's basically just me. And that's only because I think I'll puke if I have to see chunks of bloody meat ever again.
[He shudders, even thinking about it is making him queasy.]
Lots of people hunt deer, they're cute when they're little. Then they get big and stupid and run in front of cars and cause accidents.
In my world there's basically just me. And that's only because I think I'll puke if I have to see chunks of bloody meat ever again.
[He shudders, even thinking about it is making him queasy.]
Lots of people hunt deer, they're cute when they're little. Then they get big and stupid and run in front of cars and cause accidents.
[He is not so sure, but he won't argue for now.]
Two or three. Don't worry I won't end up with twenty dogs. They're a lot of work.
Two or three. Don't worry I won't end up with twenty dogs. They're a lot of work.
Too many and they start having their own pack dynamics, and I've pulled enough wolves apart that wanted to kill each other over food. Don't need any more of that.
I had to cut up a whole hell of a lot of it. Even the smell might make me gag.
Not all of it was from animals either.
[He frowns.]
Least I don't have to do that here. And there's also no cars to hit these little guys so she won't become roadkill that I have to clean up. Right?
[He reaches down to pet her head, letting her chew on his sleeve.]
Not all of it was from animals either.
[He frowns.]
Least I don't have to do that here. And there's also no cars to hit these little guys so she won't become roadkill that I have to clean up. Right?
[He reaches down to pet her head, letting her chew on his sleeve.]
[sympathetically]
I know. I know you would. To keep her safe and fed.
[she offers a smile in return. it's shaky, but it's there]
Right. No cars. And in a fight between the mopeds and these deer, the deer would win. So no problem.
[she reaches down to pet it as well]
I know. I know you would. To keep her safe and fed.
[she offers a smile in return. it's shaky, but it's there]
Right. No cars. And in a fight between the mopeds and these deer, the deer would win. So no problem.
[she reaches down to pet it as well]
[The deer isn't exactly enjoying this, but it's allowing the petting so that's something of a victory.]
Yeah. There are some nice things about here versus back home.
Actually a lot of things minus the stuff fucking with our emotions.
Yeah. There are some nice things about here versus back home.
Actually a lot of things minus the stuff fucking with our emotions.
Yeah. It'll be good.
Actually you know what the best part will be? Going to bed and knowing I'll wake up right where I fell asleep.
Here I keep thinking I'll wake up back home. And there I'd wake up in all kinds of places.
[Horrible places normally.]
Actually you know what the best part will be? Going to bed and knowing I'll wake up right where I fell asleep.
Here I keep thinking I'll wake up back home. And there I'd wake up in all kinds of places.
[Horrible places normally.]
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